I'm a Sucker for a Girl Like That!

I'm lookin' for a mate who likes to cook and clean, Who'd never do a single thing to treat me mean, And can fix most anything that runs on gasoline; I'm a sucker for a girl like that! A love who knows exactly how to please the boys, And likes to let me know the things that she enjoys, One of which is playing with each other's toys; I'm a sucker for a girl like that! I'm a sucker for a gal who wants to be my pal, Who thinks that older guys are "kind of sexy." And if somebody does something that she doesn't like, She doesn't have a case of apoplexy! A maid whose true affection is a tender trap, Who doesn't think "retired" is a handicap, Whose favorite place to watch TV is on my lap; I'm a sucker for a girl like that!	I'd like to find an undefiled Andromeda, Who likes to pet and cuddle at the cinema, And doesn't feel tight sweaters really need a bra; I'm a sucker for a girl like that! Someone who's sunny disposition's always bright, Who thinks her jeans can't ride too low or be too tight, And considers "painted on" means that they fit just right! I'm a sucker for a girl like that! I'm a sucker for the kind with a cute behind, Who likes to give me lots of love to savor. And always dresses nicely when she goes someplace, (But just with me wears what her momma gave her!) A lady with a ready laugh and sparkling eyes, Who'd never go above a single digit size, And wouldn't even want to sleep with other guys; I'm a sucker for a girl like that!
	I'm a sucker for a girl like that!!!!
John Lindorfer